• @PghComics Caligula. :P in reply to PghComics 2012-01-06
• @PghComics Wait, that would have been funnier if I said, “Neonomicon.” in reply to PghComics 2012-01-06
• @liberaltruths Oh yeah, not that Marvel gave any retailers a choice about it. I would have participated anyway. in reply to liberaltruths 2012-01-06
• Now playing: Arc Angels – Too Many Ways To Fall 2012-01-06
• Now playing: Iron Maiden – The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner 2012-01-06
• Now playing: Frente! – Pretty Friend 2012-01-06
• Now playing: Tom Lehrer – The Irish Ballad 2012-01-06
• (I finally thought of a clever tweet, and now I’m rushing to 14,000.) 2012-01-06
• Now playing: Goo Goo Dolls – Laughing 2012-01-06
• Now playing: Vesper Sparrow – Oh Oh 2012-01-06
• Now playing: Sarah Mac Band – Save you 2012-01-06
• Now playing: JULIANA HATFIELD – WHAT A LIFE 2012-01-06
• I don’t know why that one song is in all-caps. 2012-01-06
• @MartinPasko Challenge accepted! in reply to MartinPasko 2012-01-07
• @MartinPasko The Speed Force is a quasi-mystical realm/Writer’s Fiat that is the source of all super-speeder’s powers in the DCU #FlashFacts in reply to MartinPasko 2012-01-07
• #ReasonsWhyIHateSchool <– proof that twitter is Middle School. 2012-01-07
• What I like about @BillWillingham is that he refuses to brag. He’s so humble. Especially about the 30 Day Story thing. Right, @matt_sturges? in reply to BillWillingham 2012-01-07
• @CaptainComics Well, you can’t see both of their hands… in reply to CaptainComics 2012-01-07
• @DJStinky Eylid? in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-07
• Now playing: Frente! – Labour Of Love 2012-01-07
• @CraigyFerg Well, @Freundlydude DID include @BenFolds on the list. in reply to CraigyFerg 2012-01-07
• …and there’s another dead file. 2012-01-07
• Now playing: Weird Al Yankovic – Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung 2012-01-07
• @MartinPasko One mans fear is another man’s challenge… in reply to MartinPasko 2012-01-07
• @MartinPasko Also, I’ve been watching a lot of How I Met Your Mother lately. in reply to MartinPasko 2012-01-07
• @MartinPasko There is no such thing as too many Marx Brothers movies! in reply to MartinPasko 2012-01-07
• #ThingsGuysShouldNOTSayToAnotherGuy “Guy, Where’s My Car?” The proper terminologuy is “Dude, Where’s My Car?” Guy ≠ Dude. 2012-01-07
• @aftertheschism I agree, except for substituting “maiming” for “hitting”. in reply to aftertheschism 2012-01-07
• Now playing: Go! Team, The – Grip Like a Vice (on Altrok) 2012-01-07
• Here is next week’s New Relase list: http://t.co/9oOjpa5p 2012-01-07
• @TomBodett “Policing Action Horse” in reply to TomBodett 2012-01-07
• Sometimes, I don’t understand @GailSimone. #AllTheTime 2012-01-07
• Now playing: CSS – Echo Of Love (on Altrok) 2012-01-07
• That’s the last time I set up @GailSimone to have fun at MY expense. #ProbablyNotTheLastTime 2012-01-07
• 13 of my top 14 titles are now @DCcomics. The one that’s not? Walking Dead at #11. 2012-01-07
• @GailSimone Which edition? in reply to GailSimone 2012-01-07
• The smell coming in my open front door from Longhorn is intoxicating. #MustMoveStoreBeforeAllMyMoneyIsSpentOnSteaks #AndBakedSweetPotatoes 2012-01-07
• @GWillowWilson I’ve got 3 copies on my invoice for next week! in reply to GWillowWilson 2012-01-07
• Earlier today, I made a Narwhal-Mart joke, and I am not ashamed of it one bit. 2012-01-07
• I have more Han Solo in Carbonite ice cube trays coming in next week. #ItsLikePrintingMoney 2012-01-07
• @durrenberger Thanks for the unsolicited online compliment! (Is it okay if I give you your dollar tomorrow?) in reply to durrenberger 2012-01-07
• @GailSimone Role Playing Games you’ll want to try now: Savage Worlds, Dresden Files, The One Ring, All Flesh Must be Eaten in reply to GailSimone 2012-01-07
• I just killed a freaking mosquito. In JANUARY. 2012-01-07
• I think after I finish this game of Settlers, I’m going to get a pizza, go home, and watch Airplane. 2012-01-07
• @TheComicHunter Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up pizza. in reply to TheComicHunter 2012-01-07
• I won. Pizza time! 2012-01-07
• I just stopped by the store to place a quick order and pay my car insurance. And then I accidentally opened twitter. 2012-01-08
• Before that, this morning I watched Airplane again, with the “pop-up trivia” on, and then the Matrix. As I was turning off the TV… 2012-01-08
• …to go shower & be productive, Alien: Resurrection came on TNT. I’d never seen it, so I watched that too. Somewhere in there I ate pizza. 2012-01-08
• .@daidia @GailSimone Better question: Can women kill kobolds and NOT be sexy? in reply to daidia 2012-01-08
• All right, time to move on with my day/night. 2012-01-08
• @TomBodett War Horse Episode III: Revenge of Secretariat #WarHorseSequels 2012-01-09
• @DJStinky Maybe their cameras are out of focus. #IknowThatsNotWhatYouMeant in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-09
• @DJStinky Oh dear God. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-09
• A new edition of D&D is in the works? http://t.co/Y5T8aHw2 Um, hooray, I guess. #ThereBetterBeSomeFreakingDarkSunStuffOrElse. 2012-01-09
• And, 5E rules are going to be crowd-sourced (even if they’re not calling it that, it’s what they’re doing.) so it will be “better”. 2012-01-09
• I suppose no one at WotC has ever read a message board, or heard the “Too many cooks spoil the broth” saying. 2012-01-09
• I hope they bring back THAC0 from 2E, and the always-successful “parry” from 1E. 2012-01-09
• @SpringaldJack STOP TRYING TO CALM MY FEARS! LET ME PANIC AND BE UNREASONABLE! :P in reply to SpringaldJack 2012-01-09
• .@DJStinky And lo, the official #hashtag shall be… #DnD5E in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-09
• @DJStinky They totally will, but keeping with today’s modern sensibilities, the new Seduction rules will be called “Hookup” rules. #DnD5E in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-09
• I am 1 follower away from 300. Maybe if I post a whole bunch of fake #DnD5E rules and rumors, I can knock myself back down to 200… 2012-01-09
• In #DnD5E kobolds will be called khobolds, because WotC polls show that the letter h is “Hot.” 2012-01-09
• #DnD5E is going to have a new mechanic that uses the rolling of D12s for more than just a few weapons here & there. #NoOneWillBelieveThatOne 2012-01-09
• Perhaps @Wizards_DnD should consult with @DCcomics on how to relaunch an entire product line? #DnD5E 2012-01-09
• #DnD5E is going to be tweaked just enough so that it will have fewer options than your typical Choose Your Own Adventure novel. 2012-01-09
• With #DnD5E, @Wizards_DnD will be rebooting the timeline as well, so that we can play with Baby Drizzt. #DnDBabies 2012-01-09
• Elminster in #DnD5E will be a cleric instead of a wizard, and be renamed Elminister. 2012-01-09
• Initiative will no longer be D20 based in #DnD5E, but instead based on the “Dibs!” system. 2012-01-09
• In #DnD5E, the rate that you regain hit-points will be partially based on what snacks and drinks you consume during the session. 2012-01-09
• #DnD5E will now have easier rules for playing a vampire/werewolf/pixie/dwarf/beholder monk. 2012-01-09
• In a scene reminiscent of the 3E/4E split, discussion of the #DnD announcement is split between #DnD5E and DnDNext. 2012-01-09
• To help lure in more female gamers, all #DnD5E artwork will feature men in chainmail thongs and nipple clamps. 2012-01-09
• #DnD5E will eliminate the Daily/Encounter/At Will power classifications, instead using the Eenie/Meenie/Miny/Moe system. 2012-01-09
• It seems @Wizards_DnD has formally endorsed #DnDNext as it’s hashtag of choice, so I guess I get to post all my gags a second time… #DnD5E 2012-01-09
• I heard #DnDNext will bring back the Seduction rules, but instead call them “Hookup” rules. 2012-01-09
• I am 1 follower away from 300. Maybe if I post a whole bunch of fake #DnDnext rules and rumors, I can knock myself back down to 200… 2012-01-09
• In #DnDNext kobolds will be called khobolds, because WotC polls show that the letter h is “Hot.” 2012-01-09
• I apologize to my followers for the re-runs. If you want to RT them, please RT the Next version instead of the 5E version. 2012-01-09
• #DnDNext is going to have a new mechanic that uses rolling D12s for more than just a few weapons here & there. #NoOneWillBelieveThatOne 2012-01-09
• Perhaps @Wizards_DnD should consult with @DCcomics on how to relaunch an entire product line? #DnDNext 2012-01-09
• #DnDNext is going to be tweaked just enough so that it will have slightly more choices than your typical Choose Your Own Adventure novel. 2012-01-09
• With #DnDNext, @Wizards_DnD will be rebooting the timeline as well, so that we can play with Baby Drizzt. #DnDBabies 2012-01-09
• Elminster in #DnDNext will be a cleric instead of a wizard, and be renamed Elminister. 2012-01-09
• Initiative will no longer be D20 based in #DnDNext, but instead based on the “Dibs!” system. 2012-01-09
• In #DnDNext, the rate that you regain hit-points will be partially based on what snacks and drinks you consume during the session. 2012-01-09
• #DnDNext will now have easier rules for playing a vampire/werewolf/pixie/dwarf/beholder monk/fighter/rogue/wizard/bard. 2012-01-09
• To help lure in more female gamers, all #DnDNext artwork will feature men in chainmail thongs and nipple clamps. 2012-01-09
• #DnDNext will eliminate the Daily/Encounter/At Will power classifications, instead using the Eenie/Meenie/Miny/Moe system. 2012-01-09
• That’s it for the re-runs. 2012-01-09
• #DnDNext will not have any grapple or grab rules at all, but will have 3 pages of “Combat hugging” rules instead. 2012-01-09
• To avoid comparisons to World of Warcraft, #DnDNext will be called City of Fantasy Heroes instead. 2012-01-09
• #DnDNext will launch with an all-new setting: Middle-Aged Earth. 2012-01-09
• In an effort to speed up combat, #DnDNext will eliminate all the dice rolling, and just allow the DM to decide which heroes die arbitrarily. 2012-01-09
• #DnDNext will have an extensive rules section on role-playing nuances called Using Funny Voices Effectively. 2012-01-09
• In an effort to make #DnDNext funnier, @Wizards_DnD will include a rubber were-chicken in the basic boxed set. 2012-01-09
• #DnDNext will have an optional rules system called “Just use your old 2E books.” 2012-01-09
• #DnDNext will have a “Basic” boxed set, an “Advanced” boxed set, and a “PHD in Mathematics” boxed set. 2012-01-09
• Instead of using minis on 1-inch squares, #DnDNext will require life-sized carboard cutouts and actual five-foot squares. 2012-01-09
• #DnDNext will finally see the release of Gray’s Anatomy of Vecna, including powers for each of Vecna’s organs. 2012-01-09
• The first new monster for #DnDNext is the Chalk Dragon, which comes in all colors. 2012-01-09
• There will be hardcover, paperback, and digital versions of #DnDNext, but each version will all have different rules in them. 2012-01-09
• In addition to the Virtual Tabletop, #DnDNext will use Virtual Table Legs and Virtual Chairs. 2012-01-09
• Thanks to Extensive playtesting and input from fans, #DnDNext will end up looking the most like whatever edition you like the least. 2012-01-09
• #DnDNext will eliminate the need for dice altogether, instead using a “Heads or Tails” system. 2012-01-09
• #DnDNext will be adaptable to all kinds of settings, genres, and game styles. Except fantasy. 2012-01-09
• To make #DnDNext simpler, there will only be 3 weapons available to characters: Swords, Axes, and Tweets. 2012-01-09
• Wizards will see BIG changes in #DnDNext. They will finally be able to pull rabbits from hats, guess your card, and saw a woman in half. 2012-01-09
• Clerics in #DnDNext will be tweaked somewhat and be renamed Televangelists. Their heals will look great, but not be effective. 2012-01-09
• Dwarves will be renamed Little People in #DnDNext, but constantly complain that they should be called “Midgets.” 2012-01-09
• Muls and Thri-kreen from Dark Sun will become core races in the #DnDNext Player’s Handbook 1. Humans and Elves will be in PHB6. 2012-01-09
• Elves will be even more mysterious in #DnDNext, but if you find their home tree, they will give you cookies. 2012-01-09
• In attempts to be more “relevant” gnomes will all be heroin and cocaine dealers in #DnDNext. 2012-01-09
• The first licensed adventure for #DnDNext will be @TheRealStanLee‘s Stripperella. 2012-01-09
• One of the player options in #DnDNext will be the “No fair!” rule that allows players to force DM’s to change a die roll they don’t like. 2012-01-09
• #DnDNext will use the Powers from 4E, the Skills from 3E, the Multi-classing from 2E, and the artwork of 1E. 2012-01-09
• #DnDNext is still not trending on twitter, yet Todd Palin is? Perhaps he should be a play-tester? 2012-01-09
• All monsters in #DnDNext will have a secret weakness. The most common one will be Doritos. 2012-01-09
• Instead of using THAC0, #DnDNext will use Making Injuries Less Feasable, or MILF. #TooFar? 2012-01-09
• Bards in #DnDNext will be able to influence enemy and ally actions through the use of full productions of Shakespeare plays. 2012-01-09
• I think I’m done for now. 2012-01-09
• Somewhere in there, I picked up 1 follower, and lost 2. 2012-01-09
• Oh man, the first half of this made me laugh so hard a little pee came out (not really): http://t.co/iS1LzSFT 2012-01-09
• I think I’m going to skip playing #DnDnext, and jump right to #DnDNextAfterThat. 2012-01-09
• One serious tweet for @Wizards_Dnd: What plans do you have to market #DnDnext to people outside of the RPG/CCG/comics community? 2012-01-09
• I’ve just picked up enough followers to crack 300. I’m reasonably sure that some of them are not twitterbots, to boot! 2012-01-09
• @DJStinky Added! in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-09
• @DJStinky Nope. He keeps what the crooks he kills leaves behind. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-09
• @DJStinky Let me know if I ever piss you off okay? I’d like the chance to apologize before you kill me and take my stuff. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-09
• There’s some 10-year-old riding his bike back and forth across the parking lot. Shouldn’t he be in school? 2012-01-10
• I really love the original version of this song by Gotye, but this 1-guitar cover is un-freaking believable! Watch it! http://t.co/jcMwGbTB 2012-01-10
• The Daily Show website is running 2 really disturbing commercials. 1 for a movie called Chronicle, and another for gum. 2012-01-10
• The Chronicle preview is disturbing not because it’s a spooky sci-fi movie, but because it runs 3-4 times in a row. 2012-01-10
• The Trident Layers gum commercial is disturbing because of the close-ups of the 11-year-old girls chest. 2012-01-10
• @petersagal You should really read the original comics. I can hook you up if you ever want to come to Tallahassee… in reply to petersagal 2012-01-10
• So, that was my first transaction for the day. Everyone else must be watching the really important New Hampshire primary. #NotLikely 2012-01-10
• @brotherflounder I can tell you’re studying hard. in reply to brotherflounder 2012-01-10
• There are 2 dogs locked in the bathroom of the tattoo parlor next door. There is no one in the parlor, and hasn’t been for at least an hour. 2012-01-10
• I am going to come in early tomorrow morning, just to check and see if I can still hear them there, and if anyone has been by at all tonight 2012-01-10
• If they ARE left overnight, I’m calling the cops. Again. 2012-01-10
• Good night, twitterverse. 2012-01-10
• 12 hours those dogs have been locked up in the bathroom. I am waiting for my call to be returned by animal control. 2012-01-11
• I just signed this petition regarding the new LEGo “girls” line: http://t.co/jFGFu2Ev LEGOs are LEGOs, and are for everyone. 2012-01-11
• I believe that’s Animal Control pulling up just now. 2012-01-11
• I guess not. 2012-01-11
• All 435 House of Representative seats 33 Senate seats, and 11 Governorships are up for election this year. Forget #OWS, #OccupyGovernment 2012-01-11
• “Cool Runnings” is trending. There have now been more tweets about the movie than there were people who SAW the movie. 2012-01-11
• Hard to believe those last 2 tweets are from the same person, innit? 2012-01-11
• I’ll tweet just about anything to get a RT. #LOVEME 2012-01-11
• @QWproductions Not really. It’s new comics day, so we’ll be busybusybusy, and then quietquiet then busybusybusy. I tweet when it’s quiet. in reply to QWproductions 2012-01-11
• @larrymarder I look forward to never having to read “stitches in my eyes” again. in reply to larrymarder 2012-01-11
• @QWproductions The answer is “waffle”. You didn’t specify a *correct* answer. Now bring me your money. in reply to QWproductions 2012-01-11
• #WhyThisNationIsInDecline Because the Mole People are digging the ground out from under us! 2012-01-11
• #WhyThisNationIsInDecline We’re not declining, we’re REclining. Now you kids leave me alone and let me go back to sleep. 2012-01-11
• Lots of barking next door. 2012-01-11
• @dangish I agree. in reply to dangish 2012-01-11
• I just e-mailed my credit rep at Diamond to request an increase in our terms for the first time in 5 years. If they approve, we move. 2012-01-11
• @DJStinky The regs for Leon state that as long as the animals are in good shape, and fed/walked in the last 24 hrs, nothing they can do. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-11
• @DJStinky That’s what animal control told me. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-11
• @dangish I haven’t been able to find the health regs online anywhere. in reply to dangish 2012-01-11
• @DJStinky If I can get an extra week to pay my Diamond bills, that frees up enough cash to write a check for the new place. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-11
• @DJStinky HA! I already had that window open to read later! JiM is a GREAT series. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-11
• @DJStinky The first HC comes out next week. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-11
• If WotC had allowed the level of input into 3E that they appear to be allowing in #DnDNext, we’d still be using THAC0. #TooManyCooks #1Cooke 2012-01-11
• @PeterDavid_PAD So, better to not see it at all if I can’t afford to see it in 3-D? in reply to PeterDavid_PAD 2012-01-11
• #Ihopemylastwordsare My secret bank account with ten million dollars is in- the light! it’s so, so bright… 2012-01-11
• #Ihopemylastwordsare Oh, come on. This is totally a fake hand grenade. 2012-01-11
• @D_Fifer Thanks! in reply to D_Fifer 2012-01-11
• #Ihopemylastwordsare “Urk.” 2012-01-11
• @PeterDavid_PAD I only really can afford to go see 3-4 movies a year, and that would cut out at least Avengers, Batman, or The Hobbit. :( in reply to PeterDavid_PAD 2012-01-11
• @DJStinky Just for you! in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-11
• I’m going to go get some 5 Guys, eat, and come back to do some work. Maybe I’ll tweet some stupid stuff too. 2012-01-11
• Now playing: LCD Soundsystem – North American Scum (on The Current) 2012-01-11
• I read Bendis’ Brilliant #2 during dinner, and it’s TERRIBLE. There are 8 instances of someone repeating what was just said to them. 2012-01-11
• And there are gaping plot holes regarding gambling money that anyone who knows anything about how casinos work would spot. 2012-01-11
• All right, back room. Here I come. 2012-01-11
• I just realized- When we move the store, the official story of why we moved is going to be that Godzilla destroyed the old store! 2012-01-11
• If anyone doubts me, I’ll just show them the cover of Godzilla #1. 2012-01-11
• (I’m going to have those forever.) 2012-01-11
• I think that’s enough for tonight. The back room is organized, and there’s a pile of trash by the door for me to dump. Good night, Mordo. 2012-01-11

This entry was posted on Thursday, January 12th, 2012 at 10:01 AM and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.