Secret Headquarters Tweet Digest
01.19.12
- I just got here and found some kind of foreign substance filling my key hole. I was like a soft wax and smelled nice. #IneffectiveSabotage 2012-01-12
- It actually seemed to make the key turn smoother in the lock. 2012-01-12
- I’m fairly certain it’s an “Idiot’s Revenge” for calling animal control yesterday. 2012-01-12
- A semi-regular customer just told me she’s thinking about getting a second job just to afford more comics. 2012-01-12
- @DJStinky Turquoise, because it’s more fun to say than green. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-1
- Tomorrow night is GAME NIGHT! http://t.co/0sjdApsy 2012-01-12
- @nikitehe Nah,it’s just that she wants SO MANY of them. in reply to nikitehe 2012-01-12
- @DJStinky Link? in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-12
- @DJStinky It varies a lot. The average is 6 issues. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-12
- My beard has hit that annoying “just long enough to start to itch” phase that tells me it’s time for a trim. 2012-01-12
- @DJStinky Ahhhh… That’s the trick, isn’t it? in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-12
- @DJStinky You can stop anytime, really. Then, when they announce what issues the next TP/HC covers, you can fill in any gaps… in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-12
- @DJStinky …that is, if there are any gaps. I’ll have the issues in stock if you miss any. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-12
- @DJStinky N matter what, if you wait for the trade, you will have at least a 9-21 month gap between the last issue you buy and the first TP. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-12
- @DJStinky No, you just need your job to recognize your performance, make you full time, and give you a raise. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-12
- #ILoveWalgreens It’s my favorite of all the stores with the prefix “Wal”. 2012-01-12
- @DJStinky I will. What New Mutants gap? in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-12
- @DJStinky You know what I mean. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-12
- @DJStinky Yeah, but they’re not ME. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-12
- @DJStinky No. What I’m saying is that if you WANT to, you can without fear of missing out. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-12
- Sometimes I think Diamond throws extra items in my boxes just to get them out of their warehouse. #ComicMarket 2012-01-12
- F***ing Nemo #TurnADisneyMovieIntoAPorn #PixarCountsToo 2012-01-12
- Debbie Does Dumbo #TurnADisneyMovieIntoAPorn 2012-01-12
- Bam-Bi #TurnADisneyMovieIntoAPorn 2012-01-12
- @DJStinky Pete’s Strap-on #TurnADisneyMovieIntoAPorn in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-12
- Snow White Does the Seven Dwarfs #TurnADisneyMovieIntoAPorn #TooEasy? #YouBetSheIsIfSheDOesAllSeven 2012-01-12
- 20,000 Lesbians Under the Sea #TurnADisneyMovieIntoAPorn 2012-01-12
- @stabulous @DJStinky LOL! in reply to stabulous 2012-01-12
- I don’t recall the weatherman this morning warning me of tiny tornadoes in the parking lot. 2012-01-12
- Now playing: Art Brut – DC Comics and Chocolate Milkshake (on The Current) @DCcomics 2012-01-12
- Oh man, I never realized that Midnight Madness was a Disney production. 2012-01-12
- E. 2012-01-12
- Eagle. Easter. Easter Bunny! 2012-01-12
- “F-A-G-A-B-F-E?” 2012-01-12
- I need to see this movie again. 2012-01-12
- @swanjun No, sorry, but there is a Michael Fox in the movie. ;) in reply to swanjun 2012-01-12
- @swanjun Yep. in reply to swanjun 2012-01-12
- @DJStinky Do you need a test call to listen for a ring? in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-12
- @DJStinky OK. Hope you find it! in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-12
- @brianwood You’re either really ahead or really behind the trends. in reply to brianwood 2012-01-13
- I’m looking froward to reading @brubaker‘s Winder Soldier, about an American wind-up toy re-purposed by the Soviets as a toy assassin. 2012-01-13
- Tonight is Game Night! http://t.co/0sjdApsy 2012-01-13
- @Wizards_DnD 2nd edition Psionics, with different effects for successes, rolling your “power score” (a crit variation) and critical failure. in reply to Wizards_DnD 2012-01-13
- @DJStinky I ran out of characters. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-13
- @GWillowWilson That was pun-alicious. in reply to GWillowWilson 2012-01-13
- @El_Marko_Jefe We do! in reply to El_Marko_Jefe 2012-01-13
- I don’t think I mentioned it before, but we will have a special guest star at game night tonight: my daughter! So, plan on extra fun. 2012-01-13
- @RollingStone #WeekendRock the best @alyankovic song (so far) has got to be Dare to Be Stupid. in reply to RollingStone 2012-01-14
- I just gave my daughter her final Christmas present. I told her that if the Dragonology board game didn’t sell by X-Mas, it was hers. 2012-01-14
- She’s playing with it right now. Not the game so much as the little dragons and people that came with it… 2012-01-14
- @CaptainComics Way to go, Captain Obvious. in reply to CaptainComics 2012-01-14
- @evandorkin If 1/10th of your customers are creeps and jerks, I think you’re ahead of the national average. in reply to evandorkin 2012-01-14
- @GWillowWilson City of Heroes (my favorite) and DC Universe online are both free now. in reply to GWillowWilson 2012-01-14
- @support Each time I’ve hit the reply button this morning my screen scrolls back to the oldest tweet on my page. 2012-01-14
- @waitwait Batman will use a Hostess Fruit Pie to defeat Bane in Dark Knight Rises. in reply to waitwait 2012-01-14
- I just sold the giant $35.00 Avengers poster to 3 very enthusiastic female comics fans. They’ve been considering the poster for a few weeks. 2012-01-14
- They plan on coming back to get the matching X-Men poster (that’s not on display, but in stock) later on. 2012-01-14
- This had better not be some kind of a joke: Star Trek Catan http://t.co/L6dwdHZx 2012-01-14
- @thegirlroaming You may enjoy this story: http://t.co/I8J51ZrJ 2012-01-14
- If anyone is interested, we ended up with more than 80 people at last night’s game night! 2012-01-14
- It’s been too bust to tweet today! 2012-01-14
- Here is next week’s New Release list: http://t.co/9oOjpa5p 2012-01-14
- #WaysToGetWomenMad Pretend they’re not on twitter and then come up with generalizations about them like they can’t see them. 2012-01-14
- @CaptainComics Unbruised? in reply to CaptainComics 2012-01-14
- @CaptainComics (I’ve seriously never seen the women except for during the domestic violence story.) in reply to CaptainComics 2012-01-14
- I just dropped a house inside my register. 2012-01-14
- If anyone came by or tried to call earlier today, rest assured that we are open. We had some car difficulties. 2012-01-16
- @DJStinky It was a Catan house. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-16
- @DJStinky A spell-check error. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-16
- @DJStinky It looks like I was really typing-impaired on Saturday. #BusyMakingMoney in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-16
- @ModernTuba Aww man, I missed it. in reply to ModernTuba 2012-01-16
- @petersagal You should really read the comics instead. in reply to petersagal 2012-01-16
- #thingsmlkwouldntapproveof Cheap jokes made at his expense on twitter. 2012-01-16
- @ModernTuba Fiona Grace has one kid in her class with the first name Bryan, and one with the first name of Jacobi. in reply to ModernTuba 2012-01-16
- @DJStinky Amazon is the devil. You sure as hell better not buy any comic stuff from them. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-17
- @DJStinky No, but when you post a link there or mention Gail reblogging you, I tend to check it out. #MaybeThatsReallyaYes? in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-17
- I hope no one comes by and sees me while I eat macaroni & cheese by scooping it into my mouth with my pocket knife. #ForgotMyForkAgain 2012-01-17
- .@MitPlan I actually was a cub scout for nearly a month. in reply to MitPlan 2012-01-17
- Now I want to see a President Mittens. Thanks, @waitwait! 2012-01-17
- @DJStinky What do hot dogs eat? #PleaseDontAnswerThat #IgnoranceIsBliss in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-17
- So, real question here. What is the % crossover audience of Glee and The Daily Show? 2012-01-17
- My daughter is learning how to knit. 2012-01-17
- @D_Fifer Woot! in reply to D_Fifer 2012-01-17
- @DJStinky “We are knitters. We will add your design distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile, and check out this great yarn.” in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-17
- #LegalizeGayMarriage There’s no reason for us straight people to have to suffer alone. #TheOldJokesAReTheBestJokes 2012-01-17
- Avengers colognes: http://t.co/N2qKBNf2 2012-01-17
- @DJStinky The e-mail I got via Diamond lists one, with the imaginative name “Black Widow”, but I didn’t see it on the company page. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-17
- @DJStinky Slave Leia probably smells like Jabba’s drool. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-17
- @ImageComics Please have someone check in on the CBIA re: Morning Glories HC. 2012-01-17
- #iAlwaysLikeTo post “Dude, Where’s My Car?” jokes in random #hashtags. 2012-01-17
- Diamond approved my billing terms request! NET 14= in 2 weeks I can sign a lease! 2012-01-18
- @KurtBusiek Man, this Wikipedia blackout is affecting my twitter feed in strange ways. in reply to KurtBusiek 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia The most-often cited movie from 2000 is “Dude, Where’s My Car?” 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Marmots are the primary ingredient in most marmalades. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Julius Caesar was originally trained to be a manicurist. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia SOPA is whata Chico Marx used to washa hisa body. 2012-01-18
- @paulandstorm @brubaker “Once in slow-motion” (Sherlock Holmes only) in reply to paulandstorm 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Captain America’s original costume was pea-green, and instead of a shield he carried a sack of rice. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia The entire original Star Trek series was filmed in reverse order from when it aired. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Wallabees are not really bees, they’re fleas. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia 17 of America’s states have passed anti-eyepatch legislation. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Ted Danson was originally cast in Cheers for the role of Diane. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia The World of Warcraft online game has over 17 billion players at any given moment, except on Tuesdays. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Since 1970, 47 people have died from eating their own cars. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia The human body has almost 25 bones in it. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia “SOPA” is how John-Boy on the Waltons started every conversation with his father. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Books about marshmallows burn at Fahrenheit 203. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia The third “K” in KKK stands for “Karl.” 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Piggy banks were originally used to store tiny little pigs. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Most psychologists agree that the hidden meaning in Batman comics is “Bats are freaking cool.” 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Inuits have over 200 words for snow, but none for ice. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Fish spend 70 of their lifetime wondering what that giant thing is that’s looking at them through the glass. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia 3 members of the Rolling Stones have extensive moss collections. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Scientists believe that some star systems may have life on them, and at least 40% have a Starbucks. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Lady Gaga will be touring this summer with the Go-Go’s and the Goo Goo Dolls in the GagaGoGoGooGoo tour. 2012-01-18
- (That last one was for @ModernTuba.) 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Time-Warner has instructed @DCcomics to rename Clark Kent’s alter-ego SOPAman. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Oranges are really purple before farmers dye them. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Most department stores offer free oral sex to patrons spending more than $200. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Mustard is one of the seven most-hated condiments on earth. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia The largest shopping mall on Earth is actually located 12 miles beneath Pittsburgh. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Archeological records indicate that Atlantis was most likely located “Somewhere warm.” 2012-01-18
- @GailSimone Use the Force! Trust your feelings! Try using your belt to knock it closer! in reply to GailSimone 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia George Lucas has publicly apologized for Ewoks, Jar-Jar Binks, and American Graffiti. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia In the next Wolverine movie, Hugh Jackman will play both Wolverine and the villain, named Dance-Master. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia There are thirteen words that rhyme with orange. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia 95% of cell phones have a “dog whistle” volume setting. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia 85% of the Japanese Parliament self-identify as Justin Bieber fans. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia Most Somalian pirates are secretly looking for a lost cache of chocolate gold coins. 2012-01-18
- #factswithoutwikipedia The founding fathers of America were all lactose intolerant, except for Thomas Jefferson, who outright hated it. 2012-01-18
- I think I could do this all day, but I have work to do. 2012-01-18
- Man, that Gaga tweet I did earlier has had 20 RTs so far. Look out, tweet I made about the Illuminati! 2012-01-18
- @evandorkin According to Diamond, Aroo vol. 2 is “Cancelled by Publisher” but @IDWpublishing might have more info for you. in reply to evandorkin 2012-01-18
- @PeterDavid_PAD Heh. SOFA. in reply to PeterDavid_PAD 2012-01-18