Secret Headquarters Tweet Digest
01.26.12
- My Gaga tweet from yesterday hit 32 RTs, so my Illuminati tweet from a few months back still has a solid lead. #NotThatYouCare 2012-01-19
- After yesterday’s fun #factswithoutwikipedia event, I think we should all re-post the same jokes, except with a #factsWITHwikipedia hashtag. 2012-01-19
- @xunilpenguin I’ll have more next week. Monday a bunch of folks wiped out most of my Pathfinder section. I do have the basic box set though. in reply to xunilpenguin 2012-01-19
- @BillWillingham Add the word, “like” into each piece of, like, dialog or something. That should, like, get you like 600 more words! #like in reply to BillWillingham 2012-01-19
- Breaking news! #DnDNext is going to really be 1st edition: http://t.co/sBpqAvdx #NotReallyButReadTheStoryAnywayItsForaGoodCause 2012-01-19
- @BoTreeCounsel Thanks for the link! in reply to BoTreeCounsel 2012-01-19
- @GailSimone I bet the shoe crud summoned those storms. in reply to GailSimone 2012-01-19
- Hrm. Unexpected hiccup re: New lease. The owner is suddenly being hesitant. Let’s see what I can do with the ol’ Mastermind charm. 2012-01-19
- @frankpmjr LOL! Mastermind is actually the title I gave myself. It sounds much better than simply “owner,” I think. in reply to frankpmjr 2012-01-19
- Today, twitter suggests I follow @MittRomney. I refuse to, unless he lets me call him “Mittens” and makes me Secretary of Shiny Things. 2012-01-19
- Let’s see if I can dazzle the man with facts. 2012-01-19
- @DJStinky Interesting that they’ve got it planned in such detail already. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-19
- @DJStinky Their FaceBook page now says it’s opening the beginning of February. She must be healed! Praise Loki! http://t.co/VSDRmBRu in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-19
- @DJStinky With what I know about the way these things work, the ink was already dry on that lease before the original announcement was made. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-19
- Whether this move happens or not (IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN. IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN. IT’S…), it’s lit a fire under my butt to get things DONE. 2012-01-19
- @GailSimone I don’t even understand how that’s possible. Will the TV be on or something? in reply to GailSimone 2012-01-19
- @GailSimone Is that even LEGAL? in reply to GailSimone 2012-01-19
- @GailSimone Make sure you have 911 on speed dial, just in case there’s a silent emergency, okay? in reply to GailSimone 2012-01-19
- @DJStinky Yes, but not necessarily in a bad way. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-20
- @DJStinky It was an amazing final story, a perfect capstone to an amazing series. @GailSimone deserves all the awards for Secret Six. #ALL in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-20
- It physically hurt to RT Bendis, but he’s right! 2012-01-20
- @GailSimone Ayiyi. in reply to GailSimone 2012-01-20
- @targaroth Did you get #6 this week? in reply to targaroth 2012-01-20
- Man, looking at my annual free credit report, Capital One pinged my account *19 times* in 2011! #TheyCantTakeTheHintThatIDontLikeThemIGuess 2012-01-20
- @GWillowWilson @GailSimone Some people in comics named Brian are just baldING. #LooksInTheMirror in reply to GWillowWilson 2012-01-20
- @BecTheFreak Google has failed to provide me with a Chinese translation of, “Hello niece!” 2012-01-20
- @BecTheFreak Whoops! That’s what I meant. #TotalFail in reply to BecTheFreak 2012-01-20
- Huh. I seem to have some internets at home tonight. 2012-01-20
- Mind you, it’s only slightly faster than dial-up used to be. Do they still have that? 2012-01-20
- @ChrisEliopoulos Sorry, man. I try to tell the young people of today to stop listening to their grandpa’s music, but some just don’t listen. in reply to ChrisEliopoulos 2012-01-21
- @ChrisEliopoulos Or is that not why you were crying? in reply to ChrisEliopoulos 2012-01-21
- How the !@#$ does someone contact Facebook without making a !@#$ account? 2012-01-21
- @DJStinky Nope. I justify it by “If you refuse to protect your connection, then you are a generous person, laying out a welcome mat.” in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-21
- @ryanag123 Thanks. I’ve sent an e-mail and we’ll see if it works… in reply to ryanag123 2012-01-21
- @ryanag123 Nope, delivery failure. Thanks anyway! in reply to ryanag123 2012-01-21
- @CraigyFerg Everyone in Biloxi wakes with a hangover. in reply to CraigyFerg 2012-01-21
- It’s national hug day. I bet I don’t get one at all, unless @chrismiranda24 comes to get his comics today. Dude is always trying to hug me. 2012-01-21
- @larrymarder That was a good decision! in reply to larrymarder 2012-01-21
- @KurtBusiek Glad to hear you are getting better! in reply to KurtBusiek 2012-01-21
- Why is Newt Gingrich trending? —> #MustyButthole 2012-01-21
- @CraigyFerg Y in reply to CraigyFerg 2012-01-21
- @KurtBusiek @PeterDavid_PAD And had 1 fewer wife! in reply to KurtBusiek 2012-01-21
- @Scratch9 Any chance of shipping an order of the TP to Diamond anytime soon? I could use 3 copies… 2012-01-21
- Dramatic changes in this week’s subscription rankings!!!!! 2012-01-21
- Not really. 2012-01-21
- Ultimate Spidey IS now in a 4-way tie for 14th place with 3 DC titles. Walking Dead is in a 2-way tie for 10th place- with Nightwing. 2012-01-21
- We also sold out of an amazing 37 titles this week! A couple were due to Diamond shortages, but most are due to more customers! 2012-01-21
- I’m gonna go grab some dinner and then come back to work. I have THINGS to DO. 2012-01-21
- @thegirlroaming Nice! in reply to thegirlroaming 2012-01-21
- I think I’m just going to get the bare minimum stuff done tonight, and then go home and crash. 2012-01-21
- @thegirlroaming Nope. I can possibly order it though. in reply to thegirlroaming 2012-01-21
- @GWillowWilson I think we’ve been moved to Star Trek’s Mirror Universe! in reply to GWillowWilson 2012-01-21
- @GWillowWilson GAH! I have a goatee! in reply to GWillowWilson 2012-01-21
- @GWillowWilson I just read the lyrics for the first time, and it’s clear that it means Seal used to do a lot of drugs. in reply to GWillowWilson 2012-01-21
- I’m finishing up next week’s New Release list. Some interesting things: Sailor Moon Vol. 3, Sweet tooth Vol. 4, & Plush Red Talking Daleks. 2012-01-21
- @xunilpenguin ! in reply to xunilpenguin 2012-01-21
- Here is our updated New Release list: http://t.co/9oOjpa5p 2012-01-21
- Good-night, Ant Man. 2012-01-21
- One of the nice side effects of DC’s relaunch is that I never have to wonder what issue # came out this month. #ComicMarket 2012-01-22
- All the well-deserved hype about Batman #5 has bumped subs up to nearly tie with Justice League here. Sold a bunch of #1-4 too. #ComicMarket 2012-01-22
- Despite the huge backlog I have of DVDs to watch, I failed my Save vs. Bargains/Sales/Deals and bought Seasons 3&4 of SNL at Target for $15. 2012-01-22
- And that’s both seasons together for $15, not $15 each. 2012-01-22
- Goodnight, Strong Guy. 2012-01-22
- I am sore frustrated right now. 2012-01-23
- @DJStinky The landlord at the other place has apparently decided that we wouldn’t make a good tenant, and WON’T SAY WHY. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-23
- If anyone wants any of these, let me know NOW! http://t.co/Pg9M2rKK 2012-01-23
- @ColleenCoover Good for you! @Suntimes @ebertchicago in reply to ColleenCoover 2012-01-23
- All of the other retail spaces nearby SUCK in one way or another. Too small. too big. Off the main roads. In the (blech) mall. 2012-01-23
- (And yes, I’ve been looking.) 2012-01-23
- @DJStinky I’m willing to bet that somewhere (either he or his wife) is an anti-comics prejudice. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-23
- @DJStinky Like what? in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-23
- @DJStinky LOL! By whom? in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-23
- @DJStinky Step one: There’s a conspiracy! Step two: ??? Step three: REVENGE! in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-23
- @DJStinky Yeah well, I’m so ready to cry. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-23
- @DJStinky I can always count on you to come up with a disgusting slang term that I have to google. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-23
- I am drowning my sorrows in Catan. 2012-01-23
- @MHSmith22 I WANNA BETTER ONE! in reply to MHSmith22 2012-01-23
- There’s a homeless person parade going by on Monroe, complete with one man wearing a crown! 2012-01-23
- @MHSmith22 looks like it. in reply to MHSmith22 2012-01-23
- @BoTreeCounsel No. Moving that far would be like opening a new store entirely, and I would lose a bunch of customers just from the drive. in reply to BoTreeCounsel 2012-01-23
- @BoTreeCounsel I need something close by where we are now. in reply to BoTreeCounsel 2012-01-23
- Please buy your poster and go away, stinky stoner boy. 2012-01-23
- I’m going to go get a Decent pizza, and no one can stop me. Maybe some ice cream too, dammit. 2012-01-23
- YES!!!!!!! RT @briankhepri: @DCComics @JimLee, please bring @GailSimone‘s #SecretSix: Depths & #BirdsofPrey: Dead of Winter back into print. 2012-01-24
- @GWillowWilson I just thought maybe you had a cold or allergies or something. in reply to GWillowWilson 2012-01-24
- This is NOT my week. UPS has “misplaced” one of my boxes of new comics. 2012-01-24
- My box is currently in Earth City, Missouri. 2012-01-24
- Grrrr. 2012-01-24
- No Skrulls or Red Skull in the Avengers movie: http://t.co/TDE0XkPr
But, what about the Red Skrull? #OhFantasticFourRoastIllAlwaysLoveYou 2012-01-24 - @DJStinky Absosmurflynothing. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-24
- @DJStinky Eventually, you’ll have me trained NOT to look up references you make in your tweets. #MorgellonsSyndrome #Shudder in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-24
- @wizzardofxxxx “Wrong, Camel Breath!” in reply to wizzardofxxxx 2012-01-24
- I have some new irons that I’m placing into the fire this week. 2012-01-24
- “Since I am not allowed to actually roast the Fantastic Four, I will have to make do with roasting their chickens!” #FantasticFourRoast 2012-01-24
- “It’s Slobberin’ Time!” #FantasticFourRoast 2012-01-24
- After repeatedly telling a caller that I don’t deal with sports cards, he closed with “Good customer service there, buddy.” and hung up. 2012-01-24
- Special tip: If you call a car dealership and ask if they’ll buy your LEGO collection, don’t be surprised when they don’t care. 2012-01-24
- @TheComicHunter But what would you do with them? in reply to TheComicHunter 2012-01-24
- @TheComicHunter LOL! You could charge admission to watch the burning! in reply to TheComicHunter 2012-01-24
- The stupid weather has tricked the plants into thinking it’s Spring. My allergies are in overdrive already. #GlobalWarmingWhatGlobalWarming? 2012-01-24
- These plush talking Daleks are pretty nifty. Even for $33 they won’t last long. 2012-01-24
- There. I have finally claimed the store’s Facebook page, added a profile pic, and updated information. I hope never to go back there again. 2012-01-24
- @DJStinky “That’ll never be me! That’ll never be me! Never-ever-ever! Don’t you even think it!” in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-24
- I’m not going there ever again. Find it yourself! RT @D_Fifer Linkage? in reply to D_Fifer 2012-01-24
- Is it just me? http://t.co/ayup0VaW 2012-01-24
- Ugh. This guy’s wearing so much cologne that I think my sinuses just cleared. 2012-01-24
- I think I need some peanut butter cups. 2012-01-24
- @DJStinky You should definitely buy more stuff. This book? It sold poorly, and I didn’t even order the TPB. If you want it though, I get it. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-24
- Online we have Friends who Like us, Follow us. When we use a card at a store, we get Approval. We should have the best self-esteem, ever. 2012-01-24
- @DJStinky I did, like 2 years ago. I think it was good, maybe? I dunno. I read 180 of the things each month. Sometimes they blur. in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-24
- Nice. Musical reference and meta-commentary, wrapped in one. RT @evandorkin Had a tweet last night. It was about nothing. in reply to evandorkin 2012-01-24
- I’m seeing a LOT of “Vote for Romney” ads on the Delphi forums. I wonder if Newt has specially targeted America Online. 2012-01-24
- Crispen Glover is on the latest How to Do Everything! http://t.co/Ppob5rHq #ClownyClownClown! 2012-01-24
- I didn’t think I’d ever see them again, but according to next week’s invoice, we will be getting more TARDIS mugs. 2012-01-25
- I think it’s amazing that people think the Republican response to the #SOTU wasn’t mostly written before the #SOTU address was held. 2012-01-25
- As much as I adore Groucho, it’s obvious the writer for the Republican response to the #SOTU watched THIS too much: http://t.co/epsHCEdA 2012-01-25
- @DJStinky Link? in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-25
- @DJStinky No, link for the Lemire rumor. I prefer to admire Glover from afar. #SoHeCantKickMeInTheHead in reply to DJStinky 2012-01-25
- My best #HighSchoolMemories was when we’d sit around, thinking about our best #MiddleSchoolMemories of discussing #ElementarySchoolMemories. 2012-01-25
- Just in case anyone is keeping score, one Talking Plush Dalek is sold, and one to go. 2012-01-25
- @BecTheFreak Is “Chalking the Campus” some kind of code? in reply to BecTheFreak 2012-01-25
- @stabulous This one: http://t.co/1GI14fL7 in reply to stabulous 2012-01-25
- I am watching someone in my parking lot eating off the hood of his car out of takeout containers that he had delivered to him in the lot. 2012-01-25
- Either he’s one of the “wealthy homeless” you read about in fables, just waiting to bestow his fortune, or he’s a freaking idiot. 2012-01-25
- Perhaps he has a talking frog in his pocket. 2012-01-25
- BTW, there was FREAKING POLLEN ALL OVER MY CAR THIS MORNING!!!!!! Stupid Global Climate Change. 2012-01-25
- @SuperSudsTally Yeah, like 2 months early. !@#$ in reply to SuperSudsTally 2012-01-25
- Just as I’m about to leave tonight, employees of the tattoo parlor backed up a U-Haul. 2012-01-25